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Por Sale!

May 28th, 2007 by kwentongbayan

Mga kaibigan! I’ve a couple of items at home that I’m disposing off. Please check it out, at pag napusuan ninyo, get it while supplies last. Anlabo. Or help me find them their new owners.

Item No. 1: DOUBLE DECK

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Slightly used. May plastic cover pa. Kasama mattress. Saka yung mga nakasabit na twalya. Joke lang. For only Php3500! WHATANOFFA! But wayt, thez mow!

Item No. 2: 15-DOOR LOCKER

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In good working condition. (Anlabo). Maayos sya, pero medyo hindi na telegenic yung apple green color nya. Only Php 2500.

Kung kayo ng mga gamit ko ay para sa isa’t isa, text mo ko. Maging sino ka man.

Text NORMAN<space>ON to 2366. Hehe, joke lang. You may reach me at +639195358395. I’ve only until this weekend to find them their new homes. Please help me. Prices are negotiable. =D

MANY THANKS!

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Balance is God’s favorite word

May 3rd, 2007 by kwentongbayan

[14:52] mantdoor:
[14:53] doormat: awww.
[15:10] mantdoor: may secretary kami sa
office. I used to pity her. this is minus any panlalait. kase medyo slowness
sya. speaks like a santo niño with a lisp, mataba sya and cross eyed na
obviously may lahing black american.
[15:11] mantdoor: until today. she plays
the guitar and sings very well. wow. Some God we have. etchos.
[15:13] doormat: mapanlait ka kasi
[15:13] doormat: magbago ka na wandie
[15:13] mantdoor: hindi ko sya nilalait.
never did.
[15:13] mantdoor: more of i pity her lang
kase lagi sya napapagalitan dito
[15:13] mantdoor: kase may pagkamali-mali
nga sya
[15:15] mantdoor: i was just thinking, it
seems bad enough to have a lisp. or maging boses ipis. or maging duling. or
even mataba like me. and we know how people can be racists kung mukha kang
"ita" like some people I know…ahaha
[15:15] mantdoor: for one person to have it
all…parang unimaginable
[15:16] mantdoor: wala lang.
[15:16] mantdoor: now i’m just proud of her
[15:17] doormat: shet may lisp ba ako?
[15:17] doormat: proud of her? di ba patronizing yun?
[15:18] mantdoor: oo may lisp pa grabe
[15:18] doormat: shet may lisp ba ako? (sorry i just suddenly remembered
listening to myself kasi and wondering if i have a lisp)
[15:18] mantdoor: anuba?
[15:18] mantdoor: seryoso ba to?
[15:19] mantdoor: bakit naman naging
patronizing? hindi naman sya santo. only saints can be patronized. kaya nga
patron saints di ba?
[15:19] doormat: i think i have a slight lisp
[15:19] doormat: hemingwaist…
[15:19] mantdoor: actually, hindi yung lisp
yung

mali

sayo. check the list again.
[15:19] mantdoor: ahahaha
[15:19] mantdoor: joklang.
[15:19] doormat: malls and shops are also patronized. mall ba sya?
[15:19] doormat: duling?
[15:19] doormat: mataba?
[15:20] mantdoor: sakto. mataba ka.

[15:20] doormat: ita?
[15:20] doormat: labodabds
[15:20] doormat: i’m sleepy zzzzz
[15:20] mantdoor: ita?
no of course not. hindi ka ita. anuba. hindi ka ita. hindi ka mukhang ita.
hinde. hindi talaga.
[15:20] mantdoor: tulog
na bunso.
[15:20] doormat: rele?
[15:21] mantdoor: reli.
[15:21] doormat: iwan ko ja never was affected by those taunting me for my skin color. i
like it kaya!
[15:21] mantdoor: joks
lang naman yon
[15:21] doormat: kesa naman maputi katulad ni ***, mukhang mustasa.
[15:21] mantdoor: wala
lang kasi silang ibang maibato sayo. kase you’re almost perfect….
[15:22] doormat: except for my slight lisp.
[15:22] doormat: buti naman at nakita mo ang beauty of god’s creation.
[15:22] mantdoor: actually
come to think of it. para ngang meron. but it’s cute naman eh.
[15:22] mantdoor: yikee!

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